Despite my race and gender (-___- shut up), I would consider myself a relatively safe driver. The only reason I got a ticket was because: 1) I was driving on campus [campus police are douchebags] late at night; 2) I was going 40 in a 25mph [like I knew!!!! who goes 25mph anyway??]; and 3) I didn't signal (?!)

So, the cop who stopped me was a douchebag who probably doesn't get laid. The only saving grace that I had was that he decided to give me a ticket for NOT signaling INSTEAD of a speeding ticket (because really, a speeding ticket for going 40 is sooo lame).

Now, I'm online and taking traffic school. This is my favorite:

"Lets give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you simply need to reacquaint yourself. After all, many of us have not been exposed to traffic education since we were teenagers."

I'm 19 and technically, still a teenager.
Fuck the po!
♥ darlene


PS - tell me a reason why you hate the traffic police so we can share stories.
PPS - I'm cheating XD (CTRL+C, CTRL+V, CTRL+F = ftw!)

Finals came, they saw, and I CONQUERED!
Now, I'm home :) and happies!

LET MY WINTER BREAK BEGIN!
*Hope your finals went well and that you will have a joyous holidays as well.
YAY for REAL posts now!

♥ darlene

Naw, I'm just messing.
I gotta go.
Just thought I'd drop in, read a few, and say hi.

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On a side note,
It's so cold in my apartment, I really want to:

A) "shots! shots! shots! shots, shots, shots, shots, shots! EVERYBODAYYY!"
Ahem, drink. Nothing like a little liquid blanket can't warm...


B) set the place on fire, be warm, and watch the blaze.
This is redefining chestnuts roasting over an "open fire." You say "open fire," I say let's REALLY open some fire...


C) get a snuggie.



AWWWW YEEEE!!!!! Going with OPTION C! HOLLA ;D
♥ Darlene